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17

Mar

I was sending my friend an email but I typed it in wrong so long story short I accidentally just sent “ayyyy bae” to a U.S. Congressman

16

Mar

who the fuck is john green

10

Mar

paigesylvester:

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06

Mar

when your parents walk in during the one sex scene in a movie

when your parents walk in during the one sex scene in a movie

01

Mar

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

tildyyy:

This video is important and everyone should watch it.

26

Feb

(Source: uhhdanny)

spirantization:

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

23

Feb

brb pulling bitches

brb pulling bitches

18

Feb

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls